Shocking developments as a certain controversial Japanese Superstar weighs in on the 2008 version of Tokyo Verdy. Diva Kumi Koda has a bone to pick with this year's squad. Who knew this salty siren had an opinion on Tokyo Verdy? Who knew she liked soccer? Who knew she had my e-mail address? Anyhow, here's Kumi
Look, I'm totally not down with this years team. Seriously......they are OOOOOOLLLLLLLLD. It's a fact that once you hit 35, you are not only poisoned in your ancient womb, you are poisoned in life. Look yo, Tsuchiya, Doi, Kaimoto, Hagimoora, and Fukunishi are as old as my daddy and that creepy guy that walks the sidelines in the dinner jacket and the greasy hair.........Two words, Conditioner Byatch!
What's with their keeper? Who wears pink? It reminds me of that Ho Ayumi Hamasaki.
I hate her....she's like anorexic and she's easy too. My gawd, yo, she is so nasty. Speaking of nasty have you seen that new dude Leandro, seriously, he looks like one of those dudes that I made with on the yamanote line when I was in high school. Ewwww, garlic breath!
Anyhow, yo, i'm outty. Verdy is as over as SMAP and I'm hittin one of those dudes.
Who knew Kumi Koda spoke English? On second thought, after reading this we still don't know, do we?